I cannot for the life of me understand knitters who only have one project at a time on the go. It’s as disturbing as when you are in a restaurant, anticipating a glorious meal, and then you catch a glimpse of your chef through the swing doors of the kitchen, and the chef is skinny. I tend to draw the same conclusion for the skinny chef as I do for the one-project knitters: either you have abnormally good self control to help you resist temptation, or you need to find a new job/hobby, because you must not love, really love, what you do.
(Of course, this is me being terribly judgmental again. No doubt there are skinny chefs who love their food, and just - damn them - have amazing metabolisms. And no doubt some of you reading this are one project knitters, and are already feeling cross at me for my arbitrary conclusions. I don’t know what to say - I’m feeling all feisty this week. Just know that I love all knitters, even the ones who don’t have half finished projects spilling out all over the shop.)
I made peace with my inability to stick to one project at a time a long time ago. Of course, to begin with, I fooled myself. I reasoned that it was perfectly acceptable to have several projects on the go as long as they had different themes, different purposes. You know, a sweater for evening knitting, and a sock for in the car, and a shawl for when I’m feeling clever, and so on. But recently I’ve lapsed beyond even those imaginary boundaries, and I’m okay with it. I have 4 shawls on the go. Two pairs of socks. Two cardigans. And it’s fine, because now I have a really solid reason for my flibbertigibbetness: I have Multiple Personality Knitters Disorder.
That’s right. Many different knitters exist in my brain, and they all want to knit different things, so I let ‘em. It’s more peaceful this way. One likes knitting fancy schmancy lace. Another likes the challenge of colourwork. One thinks that socks are the only thing worth knitting. And another enjoys knitting simple sweaters.

(Maybe I ought to gather them together for an oldfashioned knitting bee - that way some of these projects might actually get finished. Ha.)
This is why I feel no shame in disclosing to you my latest project - the tangled yoke cardigan from IK Fall 2007. I’m still on the garter rib edging - and by the by, isn’t the wrong side of garter rib pretty? I was thinking of designing a sock in it, until I realised that you can’t have garter rib when it’s knitted in the round. Duh.

I’m knitting it in undyed Amelia saved from last year (it’s our merino/alpaca dk weight). It’s a marriage made in heaven. Even my inner sock knitter approves……